My name is Lucy and I'm 18 years old. I suffer from long periods of constipation and then diarrhoea which is a problem when I'm out somewhere where there aren't any toilets. The last time that happened was on Sunday morning when I went to a boot fair. I hadn't been able to poo property for a fortnight and you guessed it, I got the runs. There weren't any toilets and I was bursting to go. I thought about holding it until I got home but I knew I couldn't wait that long. I got some napkins from a burger van and ran behind a bush at the edge of the field. I pulled my jeans and knickers down and squatted just in time to release a jet of lumpy diarrhoea as well as a wee. I peed for several seconds and the poo stopped for a while but I didn't feel completely relieved, so I pushed. Some more diarrhoea poured out and I started to feel better. There were several waves of pooing and it took about half an hour to get everything out. I wiped myself and walked away feeling so relieved and a few pounds lighter, but the mess on the ground was huge. I reckon that bush will grow very well from all that fertiliser.