Here we go again!
This is dedicated to the #2 comment on the previous Cambridge University post.

1. I'm ready to listen...Are you ready to think?
2. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
3. Have a nice day! (Somewhere else)
4. Don't believe everything you think.
5. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
6. Don't make me use UPPERCASE.
7. If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
8. Before you came along we were hungry, but now we are fed up!
9. Don't let your mind wander...it's too small to be let out on it's own.
10. I'd like to help you out...which way did you come in?
11. Wipe your mouth...there's still a tiny bit of Bullshit around your lips.

Are you the one who tried to have fun with your wife by telling her that maybe if she washed her clothing in Slim Fast her Butt may look smaller?
The next day as you were getting a fresh pair of Jockey Shorts out to wear you noticed a dust coming from them. You shook them and more dust. You yelled, "Who in hell put this Talcum Powder in my underwear?" Your wife yelled back, "It isn't Talcum Powder. It's Miracle Grow!"
Women have a way of getting even.