I'm a delivery driver for a large logistics company in Los Angeles. After work, a few of the guys and I made it a habit to hit up the nude club up the street. We were regulars there. Last Friday was no different. We showed up, dirty from work, as usual. The girls knew Friday was our payday, so they were very attentive. One girl was kinda new there. She looked a little off. She seemed upset or depressed. She asked me for a dance but I declined. I was holding out for my favorite girl.
Well, eventually, my girl showed up and I got a few dances. She told me she had to dance on stage soon so she had to go to the back to clean up.
I was chilling on the floor with the guys who weren't getting dances when we heard some commotion. Some screaming and people running out of the private dance area. We thought someone got stabbed or something.
We see our friend Raul walking rapidly to the restroom with his shirt off. He ignored us in a rage as he walked right passed us.
Turns out, the stripper who looked upset, had her period and apparently diahrea. As she was standing over him naked, she accidentally let it all go all over my friends chest. She was crying and I think she got fired. My friend was pissed. He got his money back, some free passes and who knows what else.