This is a confession that has nothing to do with sex or sexuality.

I am aggravated, at everything.
I want there to be an actual "the button" and for someone to push it.

I cannot stand when people worry about things that are trivial.

I loathe any famous person with the last name Kardashian or Jenner.

Kanye West, Eminem, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, all of the Judges on The Voice, all of the Judges on America's Got Talent, Ophrah, Daniel Tosh, Jimmy Fallon, Ellen Degeneres, all politicians, all of the Duggar family, the Sister Wives and their families, all religions, Any person running for president, straight people, bi people, gay people, trans people, white people, black people, Indians, Asians (including Japanese), Mexicans, Canadians, Africans, Europeans, any and all middle eastern people, Australians, cats, birds, bugs, people who hate for no reason, people who love for no reason, potheads, drinkers, virgins, sluts, children, old people, teenagers, men, women, corporations, bankers, capitalism, communism, candy corn, pickles, people who leave drawers and cabinets open, people who watch sports and the people who play sports, anyone who is beautiful and anyone who wants to be beautiful, all automobiles, rednecks, any person who says n****r or n***a or thug or gangsta regularly, Miley Cyrus, Madonna, Drake, Lady Gaga, The Beatles, people who post tons of pictures of their kids on the Internet, people who post their pets on the Internet, people who post pictures of food on the Internet, Starbucks, Fast Food chains, people with downs or autism, cake, bullies, people who allow themselves to be bullied, terrorists, anything "50 Shades" related, anything related to Harry Potter or Twilight, anorexic looking people, fat people, any man who has just a mustache for facial hair, Corey Feldman, that guy who played Screech on Saved By The Bell, people who dip their French fries in anything other than ketchup, SpongeBob SquarePants, lesbians who hate men but dress and act like men, grown men who dress like women, men who dress like "tough guys", women who dress like sluts but get offended by comments, feminists, men who treat women like objects, any man who has ever taken their shirt off to get into a fight or got pissed because a guy had a momentary glance in the direction of your girlfriend, men who beat women, women who constantly bitch at their men, any person adult or child who thinks they "must have" the new device that has come out on the market, hipsters, any guy younger than 30 with a beard, people who get tattoos on their face, people who get facial piercings, people who "gauge" their ears, parents that constantly want their kids attention, kids who constantly want their parents attention, people who beg for money, any person who doesn't shower every other day at the very least, people who never brush their teeth, anyone who is from a place and wants to "represent" because they somehow believe that it makes them cool to be from a different city than others, people who talk in tongues, telemarketers, child m****ters, chocolate ice cream, kids bop or any music that is rerecorded and changed from the original, anyone who says "bro" all the time, young couples in love, people who allow their kids to throw temper tantrums or anyone who doesn't spank their kids, people who argue in public, neighbors who wave and say hi, any person that mentions God or Satan or Jesus, any person who mentions Allah or Mohammed, anyone whose religion is Scientology or Mormonism, football and soccer, the military and all of the troops from every branch, The Pope, whatever ISIS or ISIL is that I keep hearing about in the news, firefighters and police officers, anyone who has ever been in or worked at a prison, motorcyclists, bicyclists, people who rollerblade or skateboard, lil Wayne, Blake Shelton, Nickelback, Maroon 5, Coldplay, Florida Georgia Line, really any country music made in the last 15 years, any rap made since the year 2000, pop music in general, whatever music that is that Mexicans listen to that has the tubas and accordions in it, anything Bollywood, the French, any Italian person who thinks the Mafia is cool or interesting, anyone from New York City, anyone from Los Angeles or Hollywood or Malibu, Texans, every single person who lives or works in Washington D.C., kiosk vendors at the mall, sign wavers, people who race, and all the people that think money or position is important

To all of the ones I mentioned above and whomever I forgot, Fuck You. You are ruining the planet for those of us who just want to have a life, a normal life.
I do not want fame, power, or money. I do not want to give to others any fame, power, or money I have. I just want to live without being asked my opinion and without hearing other people's opinions. I do not want to help or hurt others. I just want a life where I can be happy and content, not working my ass off to pay for things that I do not need.

So, fuck the whole lot of you.
I love you as humans and I hate you as people.