I'll preface this by saying I have always wanted to do my Mother in Law since the day I met her 20+ years ago. When I met my wife her parents had been divorced for approximately 4 years after she left him for some bull shitter who promised her plenty. She is above average in the looks department, 5' 4", 120 lbs, sandy brown hair, shaved pubic area and for 61 has the body of a woman in her 30's. We have always had a somewhat weird relationship where we flirt openly even while others are around and we have both acted out on this at times.

Here is a rundown of things that have happened:

- While at a pool party and drinking I managed to rub her back and then slid my hand up her shirt and cup her tits while others were present but they did not see. She flinched at first but allowed me to continue and stroke her nipples. The next morning while I was in bed she leaned down kissed me on the lips and placed her hand on my cock through the sheets.

- Walking in the woods and having to pee so I found a spot isolated from the group. She appears out of nowhere to get a glance at my cock and claims she had no idea I was taking a pee. Soon after I returned the favor as she had me stand guard while she peed and this is how I discovered she shaves her box.

- She was fighting with her boyfriend while out of town so she came to our hotel room. We all had been drinking so her daughter told her Mom to just get in to bed with us...the mother/daughter sandwich. Wife snoring away so roll to MIL and begin rubbing her ass and then move up her shirt to her tits. She doesn't resist and actually holds my hand while I rub her tits. I then detect she is breathing deeper so I slide her panties to the side of her hot mound, wet my fingers, rub her pussy until lubed and then slide my fingers in her. Again she makes no effort to move and instead rubs my cock through my underwear. I remove them and then place my cock between her ass and slap it off her ass and mound. Check the wife and she is still snoring away. She is stroking my cock and playing with my balls while I continue to finger her. I so wanted to fuck her right there but she said "We couldn't" and then went to the chair. I got up and went to the chair with my cock jutting out and pulsating when she took it in her hand and pulled it a few times. She wouldn't even give me a handjob or blowjob so I told her she may as well go get some sleep in the bed and I remained in the chair. Next morning another kiss on the lips but longer this time as well as a few tugs on my morning wood.

- I have flashed her many times leaving my fly open, having my cock fall out the leg of my shorts while seated, have my cock over the waistband and move my shirt. Basically anytime I get the chance I try and show her my cock.

- She has sat on my lap on many short car rides where no seats are available and will grind my cock to a pulp all while smiling away.

- Mornings where we go to her house for breakfast she doesn't wear a bra. She has actually removed it several times after we have arrived.

Many other things have taken place but nothing has gotten me in the "door" as of yet. Maybe we are just going to continue to flirt. I don't want to give up but ow does one say to there MIL I want to eat you out and fuck you? Maybe I should tell her I want to eat her out only and see what she says.

What prompted me to write this was that we were at her house tonight for her and the wife to wrap Christmas gifts for her sons family who won't be here. I was seated at the table and the MIL was on the floor wrapping presents in one spot but then she turned towards me and bent down exposing her tits to me each time. My wife may have caught me and I know the MIL definitely did because I just stare without turning away when caught.

Oh and too add her boyfriend had passed away last year so she gets very upset at this time of year. Maybe I should "comfort" her in some way.

What to do, what to do...