BACK WHEN I WAS AN ASSISTANT funeral director my job was to attend to the grieving relatives and friends of the recently departed,the funeral was a three story tenement with five rooms and one bathroom plus dining room where we served coffee and sandwiches since usually families and friends would be there four hours viewing their beloved ones.the third floor was often closed off and there were times the young kids kept me busy running up there to get them out because should they hurt themselves falling down the stairs or like one incident where a casket nearly fell on a young boy the funeral could face an expensive lawsuit.the majority of kids don't understand the concept of death and grow bored sitting around a funeral home for hours so they run around the halls or in some cases outside without their parents permission.i often felt more like a security guard or babysitter than an assistant funeral director but the job payed very well and i met some interesting people like boxing legend evander holyfield,the reverend al sharpton and the late mayor edward e.koch and of course there was always beautiful woman in attendance but i was always of the opinion that the kids should be left home because parents and relatives are often too busy to go around chasing after them.though rare but it did happen sometimes if i excused myself to certain parents during their time of mourning to inform them that their child was causing too much disruption in the halls or nearby funeral rooms to guest the kid would get a nice but decent slap upside the head and go sit down and behave.but the director considered it wrong if we couldn't handle the situation in a proper manner not that he ever came out of his office to deal with these situations himself advising me to just watch the doors to avoid the kids going outside and check the third floor daily.the director finally put a closed area sign on a velvet link chain at the top of the stairs to the third floor which pretty much stopped the kids from running up there but one day a young black girl about 12 or 13 years old ran up there and bypassed the chain so i followed her up there to bring her back down.the lights were always off up there except the exit light above a backdoor that was a fire department regulation in the event of a fire and each floor had one,and since i had the keys to each room i always ensured the doors were locked except the exit and bathroom.something about cemetaries and haunted house scare kids and adults but a funeral home establishment is considered the contrary perhaps due to all the people in attendance and knowing your loved one's are nearby so walking down the dark hall i could clearly hear the young girl through the closed door of the bathroom grunting and groaning and smiled knowing quite surely she had come upstairs to use the bathroom in private.i called downstairs on my walkie talkie to inform the director that a young girl bypassed the sign on the third floor and was currently using the bathroom knowing the rules were to standby and wait for her to finish and escort her back downstairs.i was suddenly concerned when the young girl was taking too long and sounded desperate and frustrated often using profanities so i knocked on the door identifying myself and asking her was she okay but she called out back to me that she couldn't go...i wasn't quite sure what she meant by that and told her she must hurry up because she wasn't allowed to be up there by herself,she went silent for a few seconds so i once again asked her if she was okay but she responded with a kind of like uncertainty if i could perhaps come in and help her but i told her that was against the rules and to just give me a parent or relatives name she was with so i could go downstairs to informed them...but she called out that it was embarrassing enough with me standing outside the bathroom because she was really having a bad time trying to go and to please just come in to help her promising she wouldn't tell anyone that i had gone in there to help her.i thought this young girl was in a serious situation if she didn't want her own relatives to know so i went in to find her sitting inside the the first stall with the door open.her dress was pushed up past her waist and her panties were down to her feet so out of respect i kept turning away as she explain that she was suffering from constipation and couldn't go,apparently she wasn't aware that by simply inserting one of her fingers up in her rectum she could gradually dislodge the bits and portions of feces that were blocking her passage but when she tried her hand barely reached her private area.she looked at me then closing her eyes she told me to help her if i could so i took a deep breath and got on my knees beside her putting my hand up between her legs feeling like a plumber going to work on a toilet instead of a young girls private area though minutes later she achieved her need to go and though i had barely touched her vaginal area it was clearly moist as well as her panties.the smell of this young girl caused me to achieve a full erection and when i got up to go wash my hands she noticed though she didn't say anything and of course my intentions weren't to engage her in anything sexual in fact once we were cleaned up i took her back downstairs so she could join her relatives and i went back to my duties....true story.