Straight Male / 32
I know it sounds cliche but the first time I dated someone I met on line she turned out not to be what she said she was. Her description: 19 years old, five feet tall, slender, DD tits, long pretty blond hair, pretty face and blue eyes and she was a nursing assistant for a pediatrician. She even sent me a photo of herself and she sure looked the way she described herself.
But I was naive. What showed up for our date was over fifty, over 300 pounds, about five feet six inches tall. She had a military style buzz cut, the uggliest face I have ever seen on anyone and I am including all species of mammal here. She had said she was a non smoker on line but she was chomping on an old stogie. And the stench was stronger than any homeless sewer worker you've ever encountered. It took every ounce of self control to keep from puking all over her when she came to my door three hours early for our date. She had insisted she come to pick me up in her new Mercedes. When I opened the door and she told me who she was (glad I didn't tell her who I was right away) I told her that she had the wrong house. She insisted that I must be her date because I matched the description given to her by her on line date. Like she should be critical in that department. I told her it must have been one of my buddies pranking me and apologized and lied and said I had a girlfriend and was therefore unavailable. After that I closed my account with that service and never went on their website again. It was a few years before I tried internet dating again.
I don't think a desperate middle aged drunk homeless person would go out with her. I don't mean to be mean. I know I'm not perfect. I'm not even especially attractive but I make due with what I have and keep myself in shape and I attend to my hygiene.
But I was naive. What showed up for our date was over fifty, over 300 pounds, about five feet six inches tall. She had a military style buzz cut, the uggliest face I have ever seen on anyone and I am including all species of mammal here. She had said she was a non smoker on line but she was chomping on an old stogie. And the stench was stronger than any homeless sewer worker you've ever encountered. It took every ounce of self control to keep from puking all over her when she came to my door three hours early for our date. She had insisted she come to pick me up in her new Mercedes. When I opened the door and she told me who she was (glad I didn't tell her who I was right away) I told her that she had the wrong house. She insisted that I must be her date because I matched the description given to her by her on line date. Like she should be critical in that department. I told her it must have been one of my buddies pranking me and apologized and lied and said I had a girlfriend and was therefore unavailable. After that I closed my account with that service and never went on their website again. It was a few years before I tried internet dating again.
I don't think a desperate middle aged drunk homeless person would go out with her. I don't mean to be mean. I know I'm not perfect. I'm not even especially attractive but I make due with what I have and keep myself in shape and I attend to my hygiene.
