i am what everyone calls a church slut. if you go to my church, then i will sleep with you. after reading the post from the guy that slept with his gf's roommate I've been thinking of telling my side of it. my mom always told me when i was growing up that there should be no sex until you go to church with the guy. looking back, maybe what i do is not what my mom had in mind, but i do go to church. when i became born again, i really heard what they were preaching--love your bothers and sisters. so i do.

if i see you in church and i like you, or you like me all that has to happen is that we talk and one of us asks the other, and as it says in the good book, i love all my brothers and sisters. we even have names for it. if a girl wants me to be with her, we call it "sister fellowship", guy/girl sex is "fellowshipping" and there are several kinds. "preach the word" is a bj, a "pope" is getting the guy to cum on my face or breasts (sprinkled), a "catholic" is sex no protection, "missionary" is missionary style, "trinity" is around the world--in all holes, and "evangelical" is lets get crazy a bit.

i don't fuck around, i only love my brothers and sisters in Christ. come on out and let's fellowship sometime.