I've been talking to this girl, a bit older than me. Her parents are rich and she has her own place, but she wants at least one roommate, said she was looking for a guy like me. She's going to let me live there free, I don't need to pay rent or anything.

A couple days ago she let me know what I'd have to do to stay there. She bought me a cat ear headband and tail that matches my hair color, and a leather collar with a bell, and asked me to take pictures wearing them in less and less clothing.

All I have to do to live there is wear these ears and tail, "stay pretty" as she says, and be her pet. She says if she can find a few others like me, she wants to have a "cat boy harem".

I think she's a geek. But, I'm gonna do it anyway. It sounds fun.