Stick it up your ass
take a hot bath with your dildo. get you relaxed and it nice and warm. massage your asshole with a lot of lotion and stick 1 then 2 fingers up your asshole then start spreading them. next, try 3 fingers then, after applying a lot more lotion, start trying to push the dildo SLOWLY into your ass. don't try to shove the whole thing up your ass, take your time and let your asshole get used to being stretched. It may take you a few times but if you really want to, you will soon be able to fuck your tight ass like a man would. Let me know how it goes, it worked for me! vandarner @@ ya
Start with a long hot shower and it will be much more enjoyable if you are clean inside and out if you know what I mean. Use some lube and your fingers to start with taking as many fingers as possible working the lube in to your ass until you feel comfortable enough to try the dildo.
I hope you purchased one with a suction cup base. I have several and in my opinion they are the best because once you have taken it in your ass you can fuck yourself hands free. I like to stick mine to the end of the bed then on my hands and knees back up to it until it is touching your asshole then reach between your legs and guide it in to your ass then push back on it nice and slow taking it in as much as you can letting your asshole get used to being stretched then slowly take it until you have all of it up your ass.
Leave it stuck in your ass until you are comfortable with it then try to fuck it a little. Use more lube if you need to but once you get started it will feel great and if it`s thick enough it will make you cum with out even touching your dick. I have a nice very thick 10" life like cock that shoots fake cum and each time I use it I will cum just from having it up my ass just because it is so thick it puts a lot of pressure on my prostate that I cum like crazy then fuck myself long and hard before shooting a huge load of fake cum up my ass.
Once you fuck yourself a few times you will love it I promise.
I tried what you guys said. Lubed my ass up good, and stuck it to the wall in the shower, it hurt at first but once I put it in and out a few times I was okay.
It's a good thick, but not too thick 9 inch and I worked it slow watching myself in the mirror as I eventually took the whole thing.
After a few minutes I had an amazing load of cum in my hand, I washed the dildo real quick and rubbed my cum all over it and began to force it down my throat. I liked that too.
I'm going to buy another so I can deepthroat one while I fuck the other.
OMG I WONDER WHAT A REAL COCK FEELS LIKE!
now i want one
ONE CAN GET A GREENHOUSE OR "ENGLISH" CUCUMBER AND WARM IT IN THE MICROWAVE A BIT AND THEN USE SOME CRISCO AS A LUBE. PRESS THE TIP AGAINST THE ANAL RING AND PUSH GENTLY IN AND OUT OCCASIONALLY TAKE IT AND RUB THE TIP OF IT UP AND DOWN THE ANAL LIPS AND THEN BACK TO IN AND OUT, GRADUALLY INCREASE THE GENTLE PRESSURE TO GO FURTHER IN SLOWLY, AFTER A WHILE IT WILL GO DEEPER IN AND YOU SHOULD FORCE LIKE YOUR ARE TRYING TO MOVE YOUR BOWELS AS THIS WILL DILATE YOUR ANUS MUSCLE AND ALLOW MORE AND MORE PENETRATION. REMEMBER TO WITHDRAW TO ALMOST OUT AND MOVE BACK IN AGAIN OFTEN, LATER WITHDRAW COMPLETELY AND THE RAM IN MORE FORCEFULLY SEVERAL TIMES IN A ROW. THIS WILL RELAX YOUR ANAL SPHINCTER MUSCLES AND MAKE DEEPER PENETRATION EASIER. USE PLENTY OF CRISCO AS LUBE IS ESSENTIAL TO A GOOD EXPERIENCE. AS YOU GET BETTER WITH THIS YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE ABOUT 10 INCHES OR MORE AND OVER TIME YOU CAN USE BIGGER DIAMETER CUCUMBERS UNTIL YOU CAN TAKE A DIAMETER OF ABOUT 3 INCHES ! YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO THIS AND MIGHT WANT THE REAL THING WHEN AVAILABLE DISCRETELY ! WHEN DONE RIGHT YOU WILL LOVE THIS AS I DO AND IT KEEPS ME READY FOR THE REAL THING!! !
