So, I started working at a maid cafe a year ago. As a maid. I figured hey, I look good in a dress, they use the fact that I'm cross dressing as a selling point so people know, surely plenty of my customers will be women, right?

Well, in a year, every single one has been a guy, and at least a quarter of my customers ask for me specifically. Which I guess I should be proud of, I mean I'm making plenty of money from returning customers who tip well, but I think they assume I'm gay, or at least bisexual, or that I'm transgender or something. I'm not.

I stay working here because I make bank but I started because I thought I'd be serving women tea and crumpets, not spoonfeeding and massaging gross weeaboos who look at me like the only reason I'm not tied up in their basement is because it's illegal and they don't know who I am outside of work.

I can't express to them how creepy they act toward me, either, because I have to stay in character. I have to act like I'm having fun and I don't notice them trying to look up my skirt, or sneaking the paper napkin I just used into their pocket, or staring at the front of my skirt I assume hoping to see a bump, or that they intentionally dropped something so I'd bend down to pick it up.

I've run into a couple of these guys outside of work, had to talk to one of them, and I count myself extremely lucky they didn't recognize me without the bare minimum makeup I wear at work. Partly because I think I can technically get in trouble for it at work? I'll have to ask.

I don't plan on quitting, but the day I get a female customer will be the happiest day of my life since starting work here. I won't care if she's just as much of a gross pervert as the guys, hell I won't care if she's worse, at least she'll be a woman.