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Anything Goes
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My neighbor has the only dog on our street, and he lets it out to do its business. Unfortunately, he chooses my yard. I had asked the neighbor t not let him loose, but he wouldn't do it. I even took pictures of the dog pooping in my yard. Still, more dog poop.
Well, one night I put on rubber gloves and picked up a handfull of droppings. I smeared it on the outside of his house door handle, and under his car door handle.
The next morning I got up and stood by my window as he left for work. He walked out, shut the door, and started cussing. He went inside, came out with towels and cleaned the door knob.
Then he went to open his car door. Another surprise!!
He was really screaming expletives now!!
After he left, I laughed my butt off. He now puts his dog on a tie out.
Well, one night I put on rubber gloves and picked up a handfull of droppings. I smeared it on the outside of his house door handle, and under his car door handle.
The next morning I got up and stood by my window as he left for work. He walked out, shut the door, and started cussing. He went inside, came out with towels and cleaned the door knob.
Then he went to open his car door. Another surprise!!
He was really screaming expletives now!!
After he left, I laughed my butt off. He now puts his dog on a tie out.


