by Anonymous on May 13, 2016 at 11:05 AM

My step sister was a stuck up little bitch and dumb as a bag of dirt. She used this herbal coconut oil cream for her skin. It was a thick, milky white substance so I think you know where I am going with this. Anyway, I remember her telling her mom that she uses it everyday but the fluid level never seems to go down. I used to love watching her rub the stuff all over her arms and legs. I even told her it smelled so good I wondered if it really tasted like coconuts. I dared her to taste it and paid her 15 bucks to put some on her lips and touch it with her tongue. It was worth every penny. She finally changed products after saying it didn't smell like coconuts as much anymore. Yeah, maybe not the cocoa part but it did have the ingredients made by nuts, just not the edible kind.