Casey, I confess I was watching you on the beach today (May 19th); that little beach down near the causeway to the Island You looked so cute in your straw hat and your capris and your pretty bare feet as you read your book. I was looking through the bushes and masturbating to your beauty. I know you track and stalk me, so I know you are reading this. I masturbate to you every chance I get. Always have. I know you like it. Give me a sign, Casey, that you are into it and we can masturbate together.

Oh, I masturbate to Jen and Sara too,