I confess I was watching Casey on the beach today (May 19th); that little beach down near the causeway to the Island. She looked so cute in her straw hat and capris and pretty bare feet as she read her book. I was looking through the bushes and masturbating to her beauty. Casey, I know you track and stalk me so I know you are reading this. I masturbate to you every chance I get. Always have. I know you like it. Give me a sign, Casey, that you are into it and we can masturbate together.

Oh, I masturbate to Jen and Sara too,