I mean the shit is soo stupid, i cant smoke it anymore. It makes me feel fruit and want to be bizare.
Im a nice looking skinny tall tone guy with a great ass and i get off being naked and constantly dream about getting freaky.
I like to shave myself smooth and clean, oil up and sunbathe nude to get a no tan lines golden head to toe gleem.
I feel so good hairless and even carefully spread my cheeks to remove anal hair along with sunning my arched up spread ass sprayed with peroxide to bleach my a hole.
I mean i just want to dance, shake my ass, be spanked and whipped with hands and switches by anyone wanting to enjoy my free show.
Once i even covered my hairless nude body with temp tats like hearts, puckering lips, butterflies, faries, and flowers, then took fine point sharpies and wrote i love to dance naked, goo guzzlin foo, spank me, sperm bank, anal slave, and gangbang me doggystyle etc. on my chest, waist, ass, and thighs, then put slutty mascarea, blush, eye shadow, lip gloss on and painted my nails too.
I put ankle and wrist slave braclets on all four, a pink studded slave collar, faux gaudy pearl necklace, and a homemade waist chain made of beads spelling i love anal sex across the small of my back.
I was allready drunk and high from beer,whiskey,and hits of crack for hours so i took a gulp of booze, and i smoke some huge bell ringers back to back untill i was soo high dancing in the mirror and my cock vanished to a teeny lil bump nub and my asshole felt like a twitching, throbbing, tight horney hole craving merciless multiple poundings and gushing loads of jizz.
I felt like a girl and i was soo horney that i paced around wanting to fuck and suck and lick and swallow, be manhandled,gangbanged like a fuck pig in my face and ass and be smothered in cum as i burped bubbles from my bloated jizz filled tummy and spew ozzed from my gapeing raw ass.
It was 2 or 3am, i took another gulp and blast, tied my long flowing hair in a pony and went outside to streak.
I started by tiptoeing around by the house then went into a full sprint untill i was miles from home.
It was calm and quiet and warm out and i just euphorically gazed around in my fully nude dolled up state out in the open still freakishly horny and nub dicked, but carefree hopeing to get caught.
Hell i wanted to be laughed at, small dick humiliated, while i dirty danced and revealed all my wishes written on my skin.
I wished for abduction and bondage slavery, having my hair pulled while being anally r**ed for an audience, even getting caught by the cops, leading a chase and eventually aressted naked.
No one came so i just casually strutted the badonk adonk walk and frolicked in the middle of the street all the way home.
Only twice i saw headlights and made no attempt to hide.
The first car went by as if they didnt see me but the second slowed to a stop after passing my shaking ass under a streetlight. I bent on all fours cocking my arched spread ass up high and heard feminane ogleing heckles then a guy said his ass says anal slave and sperm bank and they sped off.
I casually skipped home with no other encounters and felt ungratified so i rigged up a couple of small cucumbers on positioned rods, set the recorder, lubed my ass and sprayed whipped cream on the oral one.
I put an orgy porn on in eazy view, took more shots and blasts and rode the fuck outta that veggie while sucking and throating the other for hours only stopping ocasionally to watch myself and creatively get a nut.
Anyway this was years back, now all i do is get naked, power smoke it all rapidly and fantasize being anally r**ed outdoors in public doggystyle with my ass high in the air and face sideways n the sand pushed down by the stud pounding me as he grips my head with my ponytail wrapped around his closed fist while the crowd of strangers encircling us heckle and cheer him and the next hunk in the long line behind him as a hot skank films every angle of it. OOOOH YEAH!!!!