MOMS ARE SO OLD-FASHIONED:

I'm a nineteen-year-old college student and I recently returned home for the summer. My girl friend, also a student at a different college, similarly returned home for the holidays. We get together as often as we can in the evening. I wanted to surprise her with something really sexy so I ordered a G-string brief undergarment from ABCUnderwear.**m. I realize that it was rather risqué but I wanted to make an impression, a sexual impression on her. After work, I took a shower and then removed the brief from the delivery packaging and began putting it on. I quickly realized that there wasn't much to it even though it was a bit expensive at $19.95 + shipping + taxes. Pulling it up my legs, I noticed that it was sheer and flesh toned, the same color as my thighs. Not only that, but there was little coverage in the front and my upper pubic hair wasn't covered at all. It became clear that I had to push my penis and balls into kind of a 'penis bag', which held then snugly together. Looking down at my crotch, I saw that 'sheer' was an understatement and that I could even make out the tip of my penis as it pushed against the mesh fabric. You could make out my foreskin as it was pushed up to the 'knob' of my penis. Even the knob of my penis was easily discernible. But I had already bought the undergarment so I thought 'the heck with it, I going to use it anyway' and I left the bathroom heading for my bedroom. I had done this many times before when wearing an ordinary brief undergarment and it was no big deal if my sisters (or even Mom) see me like this. It isn't as if I was naked. This time what happened is that Mom was dropping off some clothes in my room that had been washed and dried. As I entered my bedroom, she took one look at my G-string brief and exclaimed something like, "Blair, what in the world is that?" I explained to her what I had done as she continued to stare at my crotch. She just continued to stare and stare and finally said, "Blair, I can see your penis. I can see you balls. I can see everything. You cannot walk around the house naked like that. I explained to her that I was just trying on. But she just kept harping on that I was (or looked) naked. I got so damn tired of hearing this that I had to take drastic action. I shouted to her, "Mom, THIS is naked!', and I pulled my G-string brief down past my knees, exposing myself to her. The shaft of my penis just stuck out, aiming right towards her. Her jaw just dropped as she stared and she walked out. Perhaps, I had gone to far exposing myself but I had told her that it was a special occasion and not for home use. Anyways, I still haven't had a chance to surprise my girlfriend when I wear it. Hopefully, she will be more receptive of it than my mom.

-----Blair