I got wieners, I got beans
Cabbage and zucchini and everything in between

peee ewww ewww I love to fart

I love to fart
yeah, I'm an ace
just leaving a skidmark
puts a big smile on my face
My girlfriend's a card
she makes me sleep in the yard

peee ewww www I love to fart

I got pickled eggs and clole slaw
chilli recipe from grandma
I got Spam, enchilada in a can
Things that'll peel wallpaper, man

peee ewww www I love to fart

I like to fart (I like to fart)
I love to break wind (I love to break wind)
I'll rip one in Wal mart
and blame it on my girlfriend

I love to fart
yeah, I'm an ace
just leaving a skidmark
puts a big smile on my face
My girlfriend's a card
she makes me sleep in the yard

I got hot links, hot wings
makes my ass sting
I got cheap beer, I can't wait
light a match before it's too late

peee eewwww ewwwww I love to fart....