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Wet Stories
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Bi-Sexual Male / 35
I was in the pub one night with my mates and this older man came in. They all knew him and told me he was known as "Little Jim". The guy was nearly six foot so I asked them why they called him that and was told he had a big .......
They invited him over and a very friendly conversation developed. They told him that they had explained the reason for his nickname and he laughed and took it in good part. Then one of the lads said that, even more surprising, was LJ's enormous bladder capacity. His bladder matches his dick and must hold pints.
LJ said he had been kidded about both his attributes since boyhood. When he was a lad boys wore short pants till they were about 14 because there was still rationing from the war and shorts cost one coupon when longs cost three. Other lads were always wanting to see his dick so he carefully developed strong bladder control so he would not have to pee when he was out with his pals. By the time he was 13 he would pee in the morning when he got up and would not have to go again until he was ready for bed
He could not help it when lads overpowered him and pulled his pants down to see his penis and play with it. Once he remembered his lemonade being secretly doctored with a strong diuretic till his bladder was full to bursting point and his pals followed him to the loo when he could no longer hold his water in. It was what lads will do and my eqipment has caused a great deal of fun over the years.
To cut a long story short it was later agreed LJ would keep drinking beer all evening until he just had to go The rest of us went to the loo on and off all night while LJ just sat and supped, In the middle of his sixth pint he finally admitted an urge to relieve himself but only at the end of the seventh did he say he was bursting and would have to go.
I was the only one who had not seen LJ's dick so I followed to see the legend. The gents had a plain pottery wall with no dividers to I got a first class view of the biggest flaccid penis I had ever seen. I reckon it was five to six in its slack state and the pee went on and on and on till I thought he would never stop. I am convinced he had held over three pints and he gasped with relief as his huge bladder finally emptied and the last surprise cxame when hefolded his big pinkle in half to push it back into his Y fronts!
They invited him over and a very friendly conversation developed. They told him that they had explained the reason for his nickname and he laughed and took it in good part. Then one of the lads said that, even more surprising, was LJ's enormous bladder capacity. His bladder matches his dick and must hold pints.
LJ said he had been kidded about both his attributes since boyhood. When he was a lad boys wore short pants till they were about 14 because there was still rationing from the war and shorts cost one coupon when longs cost three. Other lads were always wanting to see his dick so he carefully developed strong bladder control so he would not have to pee when he was out with his pals. By the time he was 13 he would pee in the morning when he got up and would not have to go again until he was ready for bed
He could not help it when lads overpowered him and pulled his pants down to see his penis and play with it. Once he remembered his lemonade being secretly doctored with a strong diuretic till his bladder was full to bursting point and his pals followed him to the loo when he could no longer hold his water in. It was what lads will do and my eqipment has caused a great deal of fun over the years.
To cut a long story short it was later agreed LJ would keep drinking beer all evening until he just had to go The rest of us went to the loo on and off all night while LJ just sat and supped, In the middle of his sixth pint he finally admitted an urge to relieve himself but only at the end of the seventh did he say he was bursting and would have to go.
I was the only one who had not seen LJ's dick so I followed to see the legend. The gents had a plain pottery wall with no dividers to I got a first class view of the biggest flaccid penis I had ever seen. I reckon it was five to six in its slack state and the pee went on and on and on till I thought he would never stop. I am convinced he had held over three pints and he gasped with relief as his huge bladder finally emptied and the last surprise cxame when hefolded his big pinkle in half to push it back into his Y fronts!
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