My new neighbor is absolutely gorgeous! She's divorced with 2 kids, and she really has her act together. I see her up and taking her kids to school in the morning and off to work. I work an odd shift 4PM to 2AM and live the schedule of a vampire. I want to meet her, but so far I just cannot get my schedule to match her schedule, not even my days off.

I'm wondering if I stopped by in the morning and invited her and her kids over for breakfast, if I'd look like a freak or something? But it's the only time I seem to be awake or around when she is home.