Last June my fiance and I bought a new house. A few weeks after we moved in my uncle came over. While I was giving him the grand your I noticed I'd left my 10 inch, bright purple vibrator on a towel on the master bathroom counter after washing it earlier that day. He didn't say anything but I know he saw it, he did a double take look right at it.

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by Anonymous on Sep 21, 2016 at 2:38 PM

Many years ago I worked part-time with the Airlines, hauling luggage to and from the Aircraft. One day we were loading the Plane when this one Bag started buzzing like crazy. FAA says no Buzzing Bags on the Plane so we had to call Security. The Passenger name on the Tag and we could tell it was a woman's overnight bag easily. So Security paged the gal and she had to come and open the bag. As soon as she saw the bag with everyone standing there she burst into tears. I never felt so bad for anyone when they opened the bag and removed the batteries out of this rather "LARGE" Dildo. 4 D size batteries were in this monster. To this very day many years later I cannot go into an Airport without thinking about that lady and her big Dildo. LMAO

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by Anonymous on Sep 29, 2016 at 6:38 PM

I was working for a woman patching and painting her house .For over a week she would have the door unlocked and I would just show up and walk in. Saturday morning I show up and the door was lock , I knock a few times , she comes out looking flustured in her robe ,said she didn't realize I would be there on Saturday. As I'm walking through her bedroom to get to the master bath her vibrator is laying on the nightstand . She saw that I saw it and turned bright red with a "please don't tell anyone" look om her face. The rest of the job she wouldn't look me in the eye and when she needed to talk to me she would blush beet red the whole time. Her father was a local minister so I'm sure that added to her embarrassment .

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