My wife is a step/aerobics/personal fitness trainer at one of the local gyms in our town.
She's a slim, fit, perky blonde.
I was in the locker room changing one day when two guys began talking about her, not knowing that I was her husband, and one said how much he'd "love to bang her good!"
Then another guy chimed in that he shouldn't waste her time because she'd been "fucking that trainer Derrick for almost a year now".........
I was crushed.