I was at a bar and this chick starts talking and touching me. She tells me she wants to give me a blow job. I can see she had a few but who was I to turn it down. We left the bar and went out back to a stairwell that was nearby. I am standing there and she is undoing my belt and zipper and pulling my pants down. So there I am now with my pants and underwear just below my knees and her beginning to suck me. Anyone passing by would have caught us but I didn't care as it was about 1:30am with no people around. She then goes to deep throat me and the next thing that happens is she begins to puke. She is puking right into my pants and all over my shoes. She finally says she can't do this anymore and just runs away. I am left there with nothing available to clean myself off. I couldn't go back into the bar but remembered there was a park with a fountain in it about 2 blocks away. I pulled my pants back up and walked 2 blocks with puke totally covering me in them. I get to the fountain and decided the best way to clean myself would be to just jump in. I jumped in and realized I had take everything off to get myself and my clothes clean from the puke. Off came my shoes, socks, pants and underwear. I thought my shirt was clean but it too had some puke on it now so off it came too. I was standing naked in the fountain taking each piece of my clothing and rinsing puke off the best I could and wringed out the water. I put each piece on a nearby bench to dry. I then began to wash my body. I was surprised to hear a woman's asking if I was trying to mimic the statue. She was referring to the nude boy statue in the center of the fountain that was peeing into the fountain. I explained I was puked on by someone and was just cleaning myself off. I didn't mention the blowjob but she seemed to buy the reason for being naked. She saw my clothes on the bench and grabbed them. She told to follow her and she would drive me home. She put my clothes in her truck and closed it. She told me before I get in to get my drive home she wanted me to do something. She told me to masturbate. There was some silence before she reminded me I was naked, she had my clothes and I had no other way to get home with little exposure. I started what she asked and she snapped a few pictures. She was true to her word and did give me a ride. She took my clothes out of her trunk and told me I would be best not to put them on. It didn't look like any neighbors were awake as it was about 3:00am now so I agreed. She jumped in her car and I began walking to my door naked. She then decided to be a bitch and started honking her car horn and went as far as to point her car right at me with the headlights on high beam. I saw some neighbor houses lights come and I don't know if, or how much, they saw of me but at that point they most likely would have seen everything. I quickly unlocked my door and went inside. That was the last time I take any offers of blowjobs at bars.