This isn't about me.

This is about someone famous that I have unpublished information on.

A number of years ago my father had a small auction house. He was also involved in real estate investing. While on vacation in another country, he had the opportunity to purchase an apartment once owned by the Duchess of Windsor. The place was a mess, neglected and rented out to the wrong sort so he had it renovated. Before doing so he went through and gathered up any and all furnishings and items that he deemed salable and shipped the more valuable items back to his auction house. As the workmen began demolishing portions of the apartment they discovered a hidden compartment in the cabinetry there. In the compartment was an assortment of hand written notes, letters and ramblings in French. He didn't think much of it but kept them anyways wondering if they might turn out to be interesting. I remember him showing them to me once and telling me where he got them from.

Years later when my Dad died I found those handwritten items in a box describing the provenance and remembered my Dad having shown them to me years earlier. I don't read French so I had them translated. Upon further investigation I found that three of them were in the hand of the Duke of Windsor.

One was a romantic love letter from him to the Duchess, nothing especially interesting, typical of someone smitten. Another was a short note telling her of a change in travel plans, again nothing especially interesting. But several pages read like a bawdy diary.

Translated is one:

"I licked deeply savoring the sweet stench filled hole that has become the center of my world. The sweet hair bathed in her piss surrounding the hole only serves to enhance. My sweet, sweet source of all I crave, allowed me to partake of her holy communion as it passed out of her sacred hole and onto my tongue. I would trade one mouthful of her excrement for a thousand crowns."

Later it reads:

"Oh how delightfully dreadful the sweet agony of her nails bite deeply into my scrotum. I would eagerly surrender them to the slaughter were it not for the fact that their demise would end my hunger for the pain."

That goes on for three pages. I am certain of their authenticity.

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