I just saw this ad on my local Craigslist. It makes me proud to be an American cocksucker.
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Monroe War Veterans Home

Attention: If you reside at Monroe's War Veterans Home, have a nice cock that still stands at attention.. and would like to have a fellow vet suck your cock to completion --- please contact me. Since I especially love black uncut cock, they go to the front of the line. No strings attached. No reciprocation required. Just have a private room or a place we can go to service your cock. And be sure to ask your fellow residents if they'd be interested in a blowjob, too. Let me show you how much I appreciate your service to our country.