A guy moved in next door. We ran into each other in the Laundromat. He offered me twenty dollars to do his laundry, then if I agreed to do light housekeeping he would give me fifty bucks a week. His apartment was also a one bedroom so I accepted. I got a key and he left the money in an envelope.

I made some stew and went next door and asked him if he wanted some stew. He looked surprised at me and asked what kind of girl I was that I would walk up to a man and ask him if he wanted to screw.

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by Anonymous on Nov 26, 2016 at 5:52 PM

Great!!

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by Anonymous on Nov 27, 2016 at 9:07 AM

So -- did you eventually fuck his brains out? I hope so.

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by Anonymous on Nov 28, 2016 at 10:58 AM

His mind spoke for him. It heard what he wanted you to really say. Little head was doing his thinking for him.

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by Anonymous on Nov 29, 2016 at 8:58 AM

that sounds like the greatest intentional "misheard you" pickup line ever!

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