Our home telephone number is one digit different than that of the local abortion clinic. We rigged up an answering machine with a really vague message about understanding how important their call is. Then when a message is left by someone trying to make an appointment, we go to work. The first step is using the internet reverse directory to find out the address for whoever called. They get a "Congrats on the new Baby!" bouquet of ballons tied to the front door. Then, we send gift certificates to the local baby store. At that point, most call back sobbing to cancel their appointment. Business at the local dead baby factory is definitely down!