I went to the mall wearing my new shirt that had "Guess" on it. A guy walked up and said "eating disorder?"
I fell asleep on the couch with a cigarrette. My boyfriend came over and lit it.
My boyfriend enjoys phone sex. He calls me from the motel.
I got a job as a stripper, it paid good. Men were tossing big bucks for me to keep my clothes on.
On another note, I just completed a puzzle in hardly any time, even though the box said "3 to 5 years."
Where is the "any" key?


