My life is a mess. I'm 23, and have two kids by my step dad. My mom adopted them, now I'm the mother of my brothers.
I went to the mall wearing my new shirt that had "Guess" on it. A guy walked up and said "eating disorder?"
I fell asleep on the couch with a cigarrette. My boyfriend came over and lit it.
My boyfriend enjoys phone sex. He calls me from the motel.
I got a job as a stripper, it paid good. Men were tossing big bucks for me to keep my clothes on.
On another note, I just completed a puzzle in hardly any time, even though the box said "3 to 5 years."
Where is the "any" key?

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 13, 2005 at 6:00 AM

how sad you need to get a life

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 14, 2005 at 4:21 PM

1)Smoking is, like, really, really bad for you. God Is against smoking.

2)I think that, like, the men are supposed to pay you to take you're cloues of - not like, the, uhh, what you said.

@)It dousn't take me no time to put puzzles together neither cause i don't never even try to open those complicated boxes.

Ummmmm - like, what was those other not funny serious problums you said?

I am sure I speak for many, most other readers of this here sight when I says you're life is a mess.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 15, 2005 at 9:00 PM

You should hate god. He is the cause of all your pain. And to help you, remember he is a man, that should make it even easier for you.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 16, 2005 at 3:25 PM

Did anyone read past the first sentence? I think someone was trying to be funny...some of that sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield bit.
I think everyone needs to re- read the post, and see if this makes sense.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jul 16, 2005 at 6:42 PM

The whole thing is supposed to be a joke. I read the first line and thought it was serious but most of those jokes I'd heard before. Whoever is taking it so seriously should just get a sense of humor and/or a life.

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