My 67 year old mom is spending the nest egg dad left her on a 25 year old she met in yoga class.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 14, 2004 at 12:21 PM

Good for her! I hope he's making her happy, after all its HER money, not YOURS.

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by Anonymous on Apr 14, 2004 at 2:52 PM

You greedy bastard. Let your mom enjoy her last years. After all, who said you deserve any of that money or that you should get anything from her estate once she dies? Greedy bastard.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 14, 2004 at 7:34 PM

This fling probably wont last long enough to blow the whole wad - but just in case - cozy up to the old bat long enough to plant the seeds of doubt about gigalo joe - this isnt too tough.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2004 at 1:14 PM

Wait, the person who wrote the post did say he or she wanted the money, only that the mother was spending it. Maybe he or she is worried about what his mom will live on once the money is all gone. My grandmother sent all her money to a TV evangelist and then lived another 10 years on SS and the charity of her relatives. I loved her, but I resented not being able to take a vacation or buy a new car until she died.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 12, 2005 at 9:13 AM

Don't listen to those who tell you to stop being greedy and mind your own business - or even celebrate her good luck!
If your mother falls on hard times, you'll almost certainly be one of those stuck with financing her.
Furthermore, the traditional concept of family has it that parents and children have an ongoing duty to the family as well as to each individual relative.
Don't let modern hedonistic attitudes hamper you.
Get in there and at least find out just how much this guy is taking your mother for.
If it's not a lot, don't let it bother you too much.
If it's a bundle, then make as many waves for this leech as you have to get rid of him!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Mar 12, 2005 at 9:16 AM

God, what a fun chap you must be to have around!
Great view of life, that.
I guess a trip to Alaska is in your future!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2004 at 3:05 PM

We live in a time of disappearing jobs, and the few jobs that remain seldom pay very much. The standard of living in this country has declined greatly since the 1960s. On the other side of this equation, people are living longer and longer. It is tough to see your home reposessed while elderly mom and/or pop squander the last remaining dollars.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2004 at 3:13 PM

This idea that old people are somehow innocent of any offense, that they automatically get a pass, is totally bogus. Most people will get old. We will all die. Nothing remarkable. From the related story,this old woman is not only disgustingly foolish, she is selfish as well.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2004 at 3:38 PM

You're an ignorant dipshit.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2004 at 3:40 PM

You are a greedy bastard mr./ms. i never got to take a vacation or buy a new car. Not all old people are stupid like your retarded grandmother was.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2004 at 8:42 PM

- - "<I>You are an ignorant dipshit</I>" - - <P>Oh, my! another 'genius' with an internet connection.<P/> Poor little thing- are you ten years old now, or are you simply a singularly cretinous adult?<P>A good insult has a certain - <I>elan</I> - a panache - that clearly transcends your feeble attempts at cerebral fencing. You are worse than just incompetent, you are incompetent <I>and</I> commonplace. Here is an insult for you : - (ahem) - <P><I>I detect the kind of glaring logical inconsistencies in your 'reasoning' that only botched frontal lobotomy patients with crisscrossed shoelace scars on their sloped foreheads are capable of making. If I want the viewpoint of a 'mentally challenged'person, I'll slap you on the back of your head and wake up that tiny peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of 'thought' in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either throw something or spit at you.</P></I>Additionally, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 15, 2004 at 8:52 PM

Kind of a rather judgemental jackass aren't you? Experience shows that they aren't called "the declining years" for nothing.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 16, 2004 at 2:22 PM

Perhaps you should have your mom checked for Alzhemiers or something like that. She might be senile.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 16, 2004 at 3:22 PM

You never know what old folks will do. My 87 year old grandpa was recently named in a paternity suit. Here's the kicker. The kid isn't even his.

About three years ago, he's in a pawn shop down in the city looking for old watches (he collects them). And there's this sweet young thing in there with a belly out to there, trying on the cheapest wedding rings they shop had. Even so, she didn't have enough and starts crying. Grandpa being a gentleman asks her whats the matter.

She has this sob story about getting knocked up by a guy that she didn't know was married. The bastard said he'd give her money to raise the kid, but didn't want his name on the birth certificate. So she was gonna move back in with her folks and raise the kid alone. Problem was, her folks were real churchy and wouldn't go along with her having gone with a married guy. So she was going to try to pretend she was married to some guy who ran off.

So my senile old grandpa not only buys her the ring, but tells her to put his name on the birth certificate as father. Wrote it doen on a piece of paper for her so she'd get the correct spelling.

Time goes by and grandpa forgets.

Then one day, he gets a letter from a lawyer saying he owes $30,000 in child support. Turns out the girl had a stroke in labor and died a couple weeks after the baby was born and the real dad never materialized. Her parents thought my grandpa had knocked her up and spent 3 years looking for him.

A DNA test would have easily sorted things out, but grandpa was reluctant to expose the dead girl's business. Only when my grandma threatened to divorce him did he spill the truth.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 16, 2004 at 8:48 PM

Years ago,the Eskimos used to leave the old folks on the ice for the polar bears. In this ever complacent society,I sometimes wonder if they didn't have the right idea? I certainly will not tolerate sitting around in a nursing home drooling on myself day in and day out,for who knows how long. When the show's over, it's over. Time to check out. As far as your ma having a gigolo,it's none of your goddamn business. If she runs out of loot,leave her on the ice.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 17, 2004 at 7:42 AM

"<I>The road to hell is paved with good intentions</I>". <P>Old age is often accompanied by an increase of wisdom, but as often as not, old age is a solo traveler.</P>

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Apr 17, 2004 at 9:19 PM

I'm sure the gigolo knows exactly what he is doing and is using your mother while he can. Your mother needs to know that she is being ridiculous being with a 25-year-old man who obviously is after her money. He must be a low life. If he weren't, then her money would not be touched and she would not be using any of it or giving any of it to him. If that were my mother, I would seriously be PISSED OFF too. Tell your mom to wake up and find someone else who doesn't need her money to have fun with.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Oct 26, 2004 at 11:16 PM

Oh, that was too funny. I do not think there has been a better one on the net, since, who knows! Keep up the funniness, you cunning linguist!

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Jan 5, 2005 at 6:40 AM

good for your mom. i hope he has a big cock!

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