I have a close relationship with the owner of the company. One afternoon I made the comment to him that so and so was going to tear me a new asshole. He looked at me and asked me if I really understood what that expression meant. I confessed I had really not thought about it. He told me it meant you were forced to submit to an ass fucking.

We talked and he asked me if I had ever been fucked up the ass. I told him the truth, I hadn't.

I took it from him. Oh well, I won't use that expression again.