Recently the wife and I were on a cruise. I was awake very early one morning so I headed to get some coffee and have a smoke leaving the wife sleeping. After a couple of cups and a few smokes I felt in desperate need for a morning poo. The closest restroom was a bit of a walk across the ship. As I briskly walked it increased the need that much more. When I entered the restroom I wasn't sure I could even make it to the toilet before I shat myself.

I slammed through the partition door and pushing my sweat pants down at the same time. I got turned around trying to sit as fast as I could but that's when I had no more control and blew. I thought I had made it and turned my head to actually see if I had gotten sat down before I had. Well I didn't totally maybe half. I blew a creamy mess on the wall, back of the toilet, on the flush valve and down the side. Then I check my sweat pants. Yup they caught some too.

Luckily that early in the morning few were around and no one in the restroom. The staff is so great on the boat I was going to do what I could to clean it up. I made an attempt with a roll of paper but it was still bad. I got to our cabin and glad the wife was asleep still. I took a shower and washed out my sweat pants. I don't care to be a crude male and especially in front of my pretty wife so I'm not saying anything.

Later in the trip my wife ate a bad clam in the dining room. Guess what? She had a stomach issue and she shit herself. What was funny to me was not that she shit herself it was the way she suddenly announced it to me in disbelief. Of course I said nothing about my episode.

Kind of funny though, a smoking hot MILF shitting her panties.