This is some years ago, around 14 years ago or so. I had purchased a used BMW and decided to go to the beach
on it in order to take a fairly lengthy ride on the highway. I put on swimming
trunks under my regular khakis and drove off. I arrived around noon, a sunny day,
I decided to at a little sun so I stripped down to my swim and lay on a blanket
on the sand. There was nearly no one on the beach and I looked forward to taking
a nap for at least half an hour.

A few minutes later, a nondescript, middle aged woman and her son, around five years of age,
came by and set their blanket directly next to mine on the nearly empty beach. I almost
said something and/or got up to move, as I felt an intrusion. The lady was fairly
shapeless and droopy. I hate to say this but she had the look of a middle-aged housewife
who lead an empty life. I decided to just lay there, get my sun for a time and go.

She said to her son, "Donny, take your pail and build us a nice sand castle by the shoreline
but don't you dare go into the water." The kid ran off some 15 yards away by the surf.
The woman said, "Hi, I saw you here all alone and thought you'd enjoy some company."
(WRONG, I thought, almost out loud). She said, "How old are you?" "18," I responded.

Is that your motorcycle in the parking lot? Don't answer, I know, who else is here
on a motorbike, the old lady by the concession stand? Ha, ha." She continued,
"I could not help noticing your body. You must have girls climbing all over you,
are you in school?" I said, "Just starting college this fall." "What a wonderful
time of your life. When I was your age, half a dozen boys were trying to get
into my pants and I was saving it...for some prince charming that never fucking showed up."

Not really having much to say to her I kept quiet and just put up with the rambling.
"Look, let's get down to it. I would give anything to get you to fuck me. I want to
suck on your cock till you shoot a load down my throat. Have you ever had a woman's
asshole? You can have mine."

It was like, "What the hell?" Startled at this line I remained quiet. "See the high
reeds by the dunes near the snow fences? We can go there and knock off one or two
quickies. I can see you want it," She said, seeing my now nearly exposed erection
just from her chatter. She reached down and glanced down to the shoreline
to the boy, rubbing my cock through my swimsuit. "Wanna fuck me? My son won't notice
if we do it quickly. We can actually do it right here under a blanket. There's nobody
anywhere nearby." She had me almost convinced. She pulled out one of her droopy
tits, it was fairly large with large nipples. I started to respond to her --- seriously.

"Donny will see us, we can't," I blurted out. "Not in the reeds, aw come on, my c-u-n-t is
wide open, dripping wet as all hell, ready for your big cock, and I can see it's nice and big even
though you're hiding it." "I'm not hiding it, I said." I pulled my swimsuit down below my balls
looking around, and she quickly lunged for it and began to suck, wildly. She began
to pull her one piece swimsuit off and I stopped, saying, "No, no, not here for god's
sake."

"Come on, then, let's go in the reeds. I want your cock in me now. I'm so hot, I'll
beat you to a cum." I just could not take the chance. I was not as carried away
as she was. We ended up digging a hole in the sand and I lay down on top of it
with my erection in the hole. She jerked me off in it, till I came. Then I
masturbated her under her bath towel until she achieved an orgasm. I sank four
fingers into her pussy and she moaned loudly. We lay there, both frustrated and
relieved at the same time.

I went home that afternoon and beat off half a dozen times, still frustrated and
thinking that we could have gotten away with it in the reeds. I never forgot
the overheated middle-aged woman and never met the likes of her again, at least
not yet but I'm still fairly young. Her outrageous vulgarity was a big turn-on
for me and when I'm with a lover I often ask her to talk dirty to me.