I've hauled all over the US in every type of rig from Rocky Mountain Doubles on down. Most semis place me at least four feet off the road so I see it all crossing the big divide. We've all been on the road for just over 100 years and have reached the point where people can be see fucking at 80 mph. I've seen gays co-wanking, been flashed by chicks flapping their giant knockers, have had large cocks waved at me, lesbian engagement and teenagers in gang-bangs with no end to the variations.

What none of them know, I've got a small case of flesh-lights and watching the shows on the road, fill them up by the time I reach a truck stop. Then I rinse them off before ordering my morning coffee.