He who laughs last, laughs longest. I believe that's the correct saying. Well I'm laughing longest now.
My boss who's a tosser of the highest level of wankers, cancelled my leave so I had to work when I was supposed to be going on a weekend away with my mates. I later found out, he'd cancelled my leave so he could have the weekend off to take his wife out. Only on their weekend jaunt, they'd argued and she moved out of their home for a few days.
Out with the same mates I was supposed to be away with, when they got back, I met a woman in her thirties who was obviously out for a good time. Walking up to us all, she asked everyone "Who's got the biggest cock". It was obvious she'd been drinking, but all the same I told her it was me (I'm not lying, I do have a large cock). Sitting next to me she put her right hand on my cock bulge and said "You'll do".
One of my mates lives five minutes away from where we were drinking, so without asking him, he tossed me his keys and said "Have fun".
He got back into his flat two hours later, as I was fucking the dirty bitch's arsehole one last time. We'd licked sucked and fucked and then fucked again and again. She was relentless and I was knackered by the time my friend got home. Dropping my second load of cum up her arsehole, having one already spurted down her throat earlier, she finally lay back once she'd frigged her clit making herself orgasm, as I slid out of her arse.
Telling me I was good fuck, we swapped numbers and my friend got her cab. I got a text the next day and I met a sober, but very embarrassed woman in a cafe close to my home. She told me she'd fallen out with her husband, but didn't want anyone to know about our night together. All the same, she still came back with me to my place and had sex. It was more sensual, although she was still very much into having me fuck her arsehole. After showering with her and fucking her in the shower, I drove her over to her parents home.
Now to the really good bit. In work two weeks ago I answered a call and told my boss, the wanker, his wife was calling in. Apparently they'd made up, but I already knew. Half an hour later I was stood face to face with the woman I'd already fucked twice and had arranged to have sex with that very night. Her husband my boss, tried to sound all authoritative with me stood there, but she told him to shut up. Like a told off puppy he slunk away as she winked at me. An hour later she text me to say her husband was going away, and that's why she'd called in to see him before he flew to London.
Over the next two days with the leave I didn't get with him cancelling it, I stayed over at his house and fucked his wife over and over again. I even screwed her using his pillows to prop up her lower back, so I could enter her arsehole easier. And since he got back from his two day trip, we've fucked on five separate occasions, mostly at my place, but once in his car, fucking her on the back seat.
He might have the power to cancel my leave or even to sack me. But it's me getting his wife in the sac, that's allowing me to laugh quietly at him each and every time I see him.