My wife has no tits at all, I mean she is really flatter than I am. She is 32 years old, very hard bodied, keeps in great shape, the blackest hair on the palest body, with super good looking ass. Other than her tits, her body has curves in all the places they are needed.
When we go to a regular beach, I make her wear a boys swim trunks and no top. Her hair is very short, I make her comb it like a boy and no one ever knows. I feel her ass and her pussy through the trunks and even kiss her and people think we're a gay couple. She gets terribly embarrassed being "topless" in public, but she knows no one can tell she isn't a boy.

I fuck the living shit out of her when we get home. She does like that part of it.