Straight male, experienced in various areas of alternative relationships.

I live on social security and do odd jobs to supplement.
I am extremely liberal, very accommodating, and I love making women who have no shame laugh.


I DREAM and WISH
That I might meet a younger female, maybe in her forties, who needs a new start.
She should be fundamentally promiscuous, a natural exhibitionist, preferably bisexual, and real ready for a new arrangement tailor-made for her libido.

She can do anything, anywhere, with anyone.
I request and will trust her to be fair, trade a dick for a dick by relating to me all the juicy details later while I fuck her.

She can bring anyone home she wants.
She will be sure to make any partners aware of our arrangement before they come here.

She can do them in front of me or privately.
I can participate or not depending on the situation.
If not, she will compensate me fairly, after he/she leaves, or in any way acceptable.

I would provide free overhead, liquor, party favors, and most of all friendship
I will take her to buy sexy clothing and shoes. (6" pumps, thigh highs, mini dresses)
I will provide a dancer pole.


In return I want:

Input from her clarifying her specific desires, how best to satisfy them, and what she wants from men.
Two nights per week of her undivided attention.
Spontaneous sexual favors to be creatively negotiated for fun and as they arise
No lying, no stealing, no drama, be an adult.

No clothes worn any time at home.
This is so toys can be used openly.
This is also so I can lick her pussy at any time while at home.

An honest and concerted attempt at a friendship.
A promise to accompany me to the following just for the experience of going:
to an opera
to a rodeo
to a swingers club
to a symphony
to a nudist colony

If this works, we shall be secretly married in Vegas before I die so that she may receive income on my behalf for the rest of her life.

If you are out there anywhere, BABY, I meant every word of what I just wrote.
You want to be a fun bad girl?
Be one with me !

Leave me your contact info.

How's that for a DREAM and WISH