Embarrassing moments is basically my life. When I went through puberty the breast fairy almost completely passed me by, the only development that happened was a slight change to my nipples. I have small areolas, about the size of quarters, but on the smaller side. Most of this became taken up by nipple. Mine are about an inch long, longer if they are chilled or excited, and 3/4 of an inch thick. No breasts, small areolas, and freakishly large nipple.

I have very course dark hair, almost black, and to add to my body frustration it is dark everywhere. Arms, legs, bikini area, you name it and it has dark hair--thankfully not my face except a waxable bit that would now make a slight mustache if I didn't wax it regularly.

To top it all off, I have a freakishly large clitoris. Think of thumb sized and you get the picture.

Guys I have managed to date, get to the point of getting my panties off usually run calling me a trap. Many girls are the same: bastard, dickhead, fucking perv... I've been called them all.

My junior year in HS I decided to embrace my deformity. I quit shaving my legs, cut my hair short, and started dressing like a guy. I go topless at the beach with a speedo and nobody knows. I look like a guy and if I gruff up my voice a bit, I sound like a guy. I basically now live as a guy.

Except for my family and a few close friend, everyone thinks I am a guy. Girls flirt with me, a lot, but it's the straight ones that are attracted to me, so dating is not very successful. Gay men come on to me all the time... also not a good outcome.

Sam (Samantha) the hairy XX freak.