Bi-Sexual Male / 53
I'm 63 years old, male and a virgin.
I am of average weight for my height. I have huge man boobs. In my youth I once bought a bra and found it fit well. I'm a D-cup. I'm not fat otherwise. They just look like ordinary D-cup tits other than they are covered with chest hair.
I have stringy hair in a fringe around my head. I am bald on top. What I have is mostly grey.
I have horrible bags under my eyes and have had them since I was in my thirties. I have an unattractive face
My ears are two different sizes. The left one looks like Prince Charles Dumbo ears. The other one is half that size and all deformed though I can hear fine out of it.
I have horrible crooked teeth
My dick, when it could get hard, was never more than three inches long and about three quarters of an inch thick.
I have a horrible birthmark on my neck that runs down my chest and back. It is purple and brown. I was born with it. There is a patch of it on my back that is covered with thick fur.
I am five feet tall.
I have a speech impediment that makes me stammer more than King George VI
I haven't had a hard on in 25 years
Despite having a degree, I have not ever had a decent job. I go through the motions. I have had thousands of copies of my resume made up and sent out. I have applied to thousands of jobs over the years but since high school have only worked as a burger flipper for fast food restaurants and never made more than $9.50 an hour. I live in a 120 square food room I rent. I can't afford a car.
When I was young, every once in a while I would work up the courage to ask out a girl. I knew better than to over shoot. I always aimed for plain overweight girls that I thought I might have a remote chance with. Typical response was "get lost loser" or "EEEWWWW!" The last time I asked out a girl she was 700 lbs and twenty years older than me. She told me she doesn't date older guys and told me to get lost. That was 30 years ago.
On three separate occasions, out of desperation, I hired hookers to come over. the goal was to lose my virginity. All three declined when I opened the door. That was over thirty years ago.
Now you know why I am a 63 year old virgin.
Wanna know what my wish is?
Well here is a hint, in my religion suicide is a mortal in.
So I wish someone would just walk up behind me and just pop me one in the back of the head!
I am of average weight for my height. I have huge man boobs. In my youth I once bought a bra and found it fit well. I'm a D-cup. I'm not fat otherwise. They just look like ordinary D-cup tits other than they are covered with chest hair.
I have stringy hair in a fringe around my head. I am bald on top. What I have is mostly grey.
I have horrible bags under my eyes and have had them since I was in my thirties. I have an unattractive face
My ears are two different sizes. The left one looks like Prince Charles Dumbo ears. The other one is half that size and all deformed though I can hear fine out of it.
I have horrible crooked teeth
My dick, when it could get hard, was never more than three inches long and about three quarters of an inch thick.
I have a horrible birthmark on my neck that runs down my chest and back. It is purple and brown. I was born with it. There is a patch of it on my back that is covered with thick fur.
I am five feet tall.
I have a speech impediment that makes me stammer more than King George VI
I haven't had a hard on in 25 years
Despite having a degree, I have not ever had a decent job. I go through the motions. I have had thousands of copies of my resume made up and sent out. I have applied to thousands of jobs over the years but since high school have only worked as a burger flipper for fast food restaurants and never made more than $9.50 an hour. I live in a 120 square food room I rent. I can't afford a car.
When I was young, every once in a while I would work up the courage to ask out a girl. I knew better than to over shoot. I always aimed for plain overweight girls that I thought I might have a remote chance with. Typical response was "get lost loser" or "EEEWWWW!" The last time I asked out a girl she was 700 lbs and twenty years older than me. She told me she doesn't date older guys and told me to get lost. That was 30 years ago.
On three separate occasions, out of desperation, I hired hookers to come over. the goal was to lose my virginity. All three declined when I opened the door. That was over thirty years ago.
Now you know why I am a 63 year old virgin.
Wanna know what my wish is?
Well here is a hint, in my religion suicide is a mortal in.
So I wish someone would just walk up behind me and just pop me one in the back of the head!
