I swear to god, if my husband doesn't f me hard tonight, I'm going to the sex shop tomorrow and buying the biggest dick I can afford and I'm going to use it as soon as I can find a place private enough not to get arrested.

I am so pent up and horny and I KNOW he's been looking at porn during work, but will he bring that energy home? Nope. Not sure why, and it's pissing me off.

I gave him 5 blow jobs last weekend (I was on my period) and did he even once offer to help me out in the last few days since I told him it was over? NOPE.

I just want to get fucked. I was grinding on my clit earlier in the bathroom and saw the air freshener can and was like...mmm...I bet that would be a good fuck! I mean, christ, I even thought about peeling a big carrot just to get some release!