I put on small tighty whiteys and put all kinds of food in my underwear. I love the heavy feeling. I use so much that it pulls down my underwear. I use things like canned vegies, cooked pasta, oatmeal, syrup, peanut butter, anything I can find. I then sit on my toilet with the lid down and squirm around, smashing the food all over my ass and balls. Usually, I take my loaded underwear off and throw them on the floor. The smashed food is a mess. I like to wallow in it and smear it all over me. I love to bury my face in the mess, also. I use the underwear to smear the smashed food all over my face. By this time, I have a raging boner and cum a lot.

I get so horny, I will do anything. Sometimes, I wait until my toilet is really dirty. Lots of pubic hair and poop stains, urine too. Then I lick and suck it. I love it when the pubic hair is in my mouth and gets stuck in my teeth. Im a filthy slut. I lick my plunger and toilet bowl brush. I would do it now, but it is too clean. Damn.

I like to do this stuff in front of my open window, maybe someone is watching me.

Sometimes, I poop my underwear a bit. I love smashing it into my face and forcing myself to suck the poop stains. I stuff the underwear in my mouth and tongue it and suck hard. It tastes nasty, but I love it. I like to lick public toilets, the dirtier, the better. Especially around the base, where all the old urine is.

I lick the bottoms of my shoes also. I will lick anything gross and dirty. I just bought a 9" dildo and cant wait for it to arrive. I am gonna fuck my ass hard! And shove it down my throat.

I get really horny going to thrift stores and buying used tighty whiteys. I really like boys underwear.