Maybe someone has some ideas... I love sucking guys off. I do have a GF but I also have some young guys come over to my house from time to time because they know I will give them great oral sex. They don't last long, maybe 5 minutes, which is fine with me, then they're going back to work or back to the wife.

Here's the problem, I think my nosy neighbors are wondering what these guys are doing in my house for 5 minutes then leaving. I need something to tell them when they ask. What legitimate reasons would there be for a short visit?

I know you're thinking who cares what they think, but it's important I stay in the closet. Please comment your ideas. Thanks.