When I first read about the Amy Fisher case (The L.I. Lolita) something drew my interest. She was a 16 year old, spoiled chick who crashed a car newly given to her by her overly generous father. She was passing through her teen "rebellious" stage (one that I do not recall living through in my own life since I had to work my way even through High School to survive and did not have a spare minute to rebel toward anything). Amy took her crashed car to a body shop run by a 36 year old Italian stallion, Joey Buttafuoco. He looked at the vulnerable kid who wanted the car repaired in secret and made a deal that he would repair the car for some of her 16 year-old teen ass. She went for it.
Being at an age when the brain is not yet finished growing, after some quickies at a cheap nearby motel, Amy fell in love with the car body man and determined to shoot his wife, Mary Jo. She located a 25 cal gun from a kid banger and went to Mary Jo's house and shot her. Amy served seven years in jail, where she claims she was repeatedly RAPED. Poor Mary Jo was left with permanent neural damage to her face, deaf in one ear, and even today still has the bullet inoperably lodged in her neck.
Joey got four months for fucking her 19 times including once up the ass, according to his court confession.
NOW! Here's the reason for this post.
The media pick up on the entire scandal was and is still big time. All three of the people became celebrities with Joey becoming a deadly extra of "Z" movies and Amy, not quite being as dumb as a glass ash-tray in a Moscow hotel, but close to it, became a porn "star." I was just a tiny wanker when I first heard about her porn clips but was dying to see one so I could pull on and slap hard on my monkey. All the media parasites waiting for a deal had jumped on the bandwagon.
When the porn clips showing Amy fucking first released the marketers were asking multi-bucks so I patiently waited (today they are all free on porn sites). I watched one, then another, then perhaps all of them (roughly six or so). I found out that, if Amy was a hot piece of ass, it certainly does not show in ANY of the clips. She is remote, wooden and about as hot as fridged chicken parts. One of the porn video maestros must have seen how artificial she was and coached her into rambling on with sex chatter-banter while fucking. That approach is about as effective as flapping one's arms to launch off for a flight to Paris.
Fortunately, Amy has now quit porn and returned to Long Island, NY. At 41 now, even if she had been hot, it's really time to hang it up. Let's hope she does not crash another car.


