When I got a female I used to work with, I would get her a styrofoam cup full of M&M's, I would go across the hall to a storage room and rub the M&m's between my ass cheeks and my balls and cock.
I just did it again. I bought her a soda pop and rubbed the lid on my dick and then watched her drink it. now all i have to do is get her to put her lips on my dick.
well i hope she finds out and gets you fired because thats sick and you shouldn't be allowed near women if that's the way you act.
i think you wanna recheck your definition of the word love, you're a fucking pervert.
I think it is funny.
My sister had all her girlfriends over the house for a birthday party. There was a bag of marshmallows in the cupboard. I took them out and went upstairs to my room and I opened the bag and I, one at a time rubbed each marshmallow all over my dick and balls and 10 of them between my ass cheeks. Then I casually laid them on a table in the living room. I went back upstairs and when the party was over I came down and all the marshmallows were eaten. Isn't that awesome?
LMAO LMAO LMAO
GOOD ONE
I do the same but in a more kinky way: she is used to drink during the day from a bottle of water that leaves besides her seat. When nobody is there and the office is locked i get totally naked, i sit on her chair and i lick the bottleneck where she puts her lips, then i rub my toes (i have a foot fetishism) and my dick. To finish the job i suck my toes and jerk off, and i'm always so excited that i come in a very short time