I hesitated posting this and now do it not sure that I should but it seems wrong to me.
Wrong, weird, bizarre. My b/f and I started having sex some months after we began to date. It was normal until his mom caught us, having come home unexpectedly. We were in his bedroom.

They had immigrated from Ireland when he was six years old, no father in the picture. I mention this because I am asking if anyone out there has heard if what follows is typical in Ireland, I don't know.

When she caught us, she said, "I thought I heard noise here, please accept my apologies for not knocking." She sat us in the kitchen table later and explained that they could never afford for Kevin to be a father while he was still a teenager and she did not trust standard birth control devices. She wanted us to wait until she came up with some idea to prevent me from becoming pregnant. At first it seemed reasonable and I found her openness to Kevin and my sexuality refreshing from what I had read.

What she came up with is why I am posting this on this site: She was beyond her monthlies so she wanted Kevin to fuck her until he came into her, urinate and wash out then he could fuck me.

When I first heard this I was flabbergasted to say the least. She went on with it and asked me to hold Kevin's balls lightly as he fucked her. She said, "When they pulse, you know he's ejaculating so hold them very lightly so you can feel them." Kevin would proceed to fuck her until I felt his balls twitching.

Then, I was to hold them while he fucked me and if they twitched I had to tall him so he could pull out fast. Ostensibly, he would have little sperm left after shooting his load into his mom so recently.

It was either this strange ritual or no sex between Kevin and me. Last week I decided to break it up and find a new b/f without a freaky mother. That might have been her plan after all, I am clueless.