I'm a plumber and get house-calls a lot, mostly for hair and objects stuck in drains but once in a while a joint starts leaking as it was this day. I got a call from Betty, a woman I had seen before. She always paid on the spot and did not stiff me so I answered the call with relief. You'd be surprised how many people will stiff you are you do work for the.

I never get involved with customers and consider that not just bad news but illogical if you want to do business in neighborhoods.

I was just about finished under a sink and I called out to tell Betty I was about finished with her kitchen sink. I thought I heard something behind me and turned around... wham, there was this ass so close my face hit into it as I climbed out from the sink.

I had no idea where this came from. I never even flirted with her. Betty said, "Come on, be quick, this is not the best time of the day for me." Thoughts and red lights whizzed in my head but there was this superb ass and a pussy with large lips, cleanly shaven. My Johnson stirred and I got up and went for it, unzipping my jeans.

Betty began moaning and using the foulest language heard on a ship's dock. She said, "Ahhh I knew you'd be big, get it all in, come on, deep, be quick, crazy fucker." I moved fast. She said, "Finish inside me, it's o.k." I drove old Johnson as deep as possible. It seemed like she was coming with me but I was too excited to tell.

We stood up. She dropped her dress down, back in place, and took a can of kitchen air refreshner to get the sex odor out of the way then started some coffee. She said, "Been thinking of that for two years and I knew you would never start, so I did." I said, "We're both married." Betty answered, impatiently, "You want more, or not?"

I said, "Might as well." She said, "We can plan on it. We both have cell phones. We have to do it away from my house to be safe." I was excited by the thought. She seemed like a totally different woman now. The coffee stopped perking as we heard the school bus drop off her two teenage children out front.

Anyway, the rest of the story has not started yet.

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by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2017 at 10:01 AM

Well now you just lost a good paying customer. She's going to expect " free plumbing for free plumbing "

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by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2017 at 1:02 PM

That lady would be too aggressive for me. If I had been nailed by her like that, I would deny it, not return, and send an assistant to her next call. Call me Mr. Chicken.

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by Anonymous on Sep 27, 2017 at 5:56 PM

Enjoy.Why not send a photo of her?

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by Anonymous on Sep 28, 2017 at 11:15 AM

I run HVAC service. Years ago I got called back to a furnace I had repaired previously.As I sat on the floor tracing wires the girl stood putting her make up on in the bathroom no more than 4 feet away from me in clear site. She was in panties and a half Tee with no bra. The girl was HOT. After my distraction was over I corrected the issue and left.

2 o'clock in the morning I get an emergency call out and it was her again. Once again she is not wearing much and I start working again. Oh I found the problem, someone took the T-stat off the wall and removed a wire. I asked her if she had been setting me up. She straight away said yes.

I asked why and she replied I was cute and would like to go out with me. I said all you had to do was ask!

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