I love exposing myself in public. I do it all the time. When I'm on vacaion I like to open my hotel window and then jack off so people can see me--what a fucking turn on. Sometimes I'll go sit in the park and then jack off so people can see me. One time I got beat up when I did this but it didn't stop me. I'll admit I'm a fucking pervert.
Sounds like you'll stick a can of Pringles up that preacher's ass and be happy to tell him about it! How funny hahahaha!
Try this, its fun. Wear a pair of loose fitting shorts with no underwear. Sometime in late spring through early fall, get in your car and drive to stores with big parking lots. Find a group of cheerleaders doing a "free" carwash. Before you get up to them, expose yourself down the leg hole as much as you think you can get away with and claim it was an accident. Most of the time, the first one gets a look and tells the others to check it out. Occasionally, they tell whatever teacher or parent is there. If you see one coming, just cover up. Plus the best part, once they're done, you can drive away without donating. Free car wash, and free cheerleaders looking at your dick.