I have to just come out and say it here; my girlfriend Maggie is UGLY, but she makes me horny as hell and treats me like an absolute king. Her body is PERFECT, perfectly tanned (no tan lines), perfectly waxed all over, perky B cup tits, perfectly toned ass (there's not an ounce of fat on this girl). But her face is just, off. She has a really bulbous nose and her smile is off, like crooked or something. Also, her eyes. Something is off there, too, but I'm not sure how to describe it. This is an awful thing to say for someone I have been with now for four months, someone who paid my rent last month when the place I worked goofed up my paycheck, but I just don't get how I can be so attracted to her!

I met her through a friend of a friend, and our first date was super awkward, mostly because her female friend group was trailing us as we were out that night (small college town). Her friends are all 8s and 10s, she's the 5 that makes them all feel better. There were stares, weird exchanges with waiters and bartenders. I almost walked off the date, but that's not me. As I got to know her friend group a little bit later, one of them even said to me "it's so great you're with her." Fucking bitch.

Maggie can make me cum with just about any part of her body, no joke. She's a giver, if you know what I mean; blowjobs, handjobs, cheekjobs, titjobs, stomachjobs, assjobs, footjobs, thighjobs. She has rubbed just about every part of her body on my cock and to my surprise, made me cum like a fountain every time. And she not only lets me cum anywhere I want on her or in her, she acts like she loves it! Her pussy is the tightest I've ever had, the softest and wettest mouth, and she's got a perfect grip when she gives handjobs. She says I'm the second guy she's ever been with, not sure I believe that. Not sure I care.

EVERY day she sends me a naked picture of her. Every. Single. Day. I'm not joking, I have to be really careful with my phone at work, because she also sends me a torrent of dirty talk that's so sweet. "I need you now," "my pussy is aching for you," "can't wait to suck your cock," "need your cum right here," "check out this new outfit, can't wait to wear it for you." I have a library of her sex, essentially.

The other night she was blowing me and I heard her reach into her nightstand for something. I had my eyes closed and didn't really notice that she had grabbed lube. She slid a finger up my ass and in just a few seconds I shot a load over her face so hard I almost passed out. She just laughed, gave my cock a playful kiss (lips covered in cum, of course), and said "I love doing this to you."

My parents love her, my friends thinks she's the best girl I've ever dated, personality-wise. They all say how sweet she is, downplaying the obvious. I want to put a ring on this girl and spend the rest of my life banging her senseless. But I had to say it somewhere that she's got a face for radio and I know that other folks know it, too, but are being nice. We're going to make some weird looking kids someday. Thank you.