Going out on a run with mates on our bikes today. Having lunch at a small town in the hills. We do this every year in spring (Southern Hem), a married lady, 5 years my jnr helps out an the lunch joint and for years now I have been hitting on her. Lots of banter but no cigar. Two years ago, snuck up behind her, (she had a tray of food in her hands), slipped my hands under her bra and rubbed her tits up. Her nipples were rock hard and upright (she wears on of these dreadful padded bras so you cannot see and feast your eyes the goodies), this 50 year old has killer tits! She had nowhere to go but to wriggle and tel me what a dog I am. Last year i missed the run, she asked my mates, "now, where is the naughty one this year?" , Its got to be a sign, or am I reading this thing wrong?
Today I am going to try again. Wish me luck fellow animals! Keep you posted....