Girl 1: Do you have anything sanitary? I'm all out and my flow is heavy.

Girl 2: Do I? Girl, I got something that will keep your flow motherfucking tizzight! (Shows her Roca Pads)

Girl 1: Motherfucking tizzight?!

Dash: Wassup, ladies? I'm Damon Dash, CEO of Roc-A-Fella Records, and Roc-A-Fella's about to get all up in that ass, with Roca Pads. Roca pad is 30 percenet more absorbent than the leading brand. So if yo period is droppin, then we catchin it. Hear me?
It's the Roc, holla!

Girl 2: So are you feeling fresh now?

Girl 1: Mmmm, fo shizzle my bizzle! (Bounces her shoulders up and down)

Girl 2: What are you doing?

Girl 1: What? Nothing...

Dash: So if yo bum is leakin, you need to be seekin Roca Pad. It's the Roc!!!

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by Anonymous on Jun 8, 2006 at 8:09 PM

Kinda amusing. You gotta realize, the audience here seems to be 12 year olds & younger (for some weird reason) - and some , ahhh, <i>older</I> squares an hepcats. Few, if any, are skittlespeak fluent. At least currently.

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by Anonymous on Nov 22, 2012 at 9:52 PM

bahahahaha .. gonna have to get me some of those LOL !

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