I hate that I can't share this story anywhere else because I don't want my roommates to find it.

Anyway, so I go into the bathroom to get ready for bed, which for me includes masturbating so I can sleep better. I close my eyes and go over a scenario I like to fantasize about. I get busy and finally climax.

My garbage ADHD-riddled brain immediately after I finish: IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAY FROM YOOOOOU. THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOO, I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAA.....

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by Anonymous on Jan 1, 2018 at 3:27 AM

For those interested: The (stupidly specific) fantasy I was using this time around was one where for whatever reason I'm immortal and a former lover had locked me in a box and left me hidden in his basement for refusing to submit to him.

He eventually gets married and starts a family, and because I'm immortal I'm just stuck there in the box in darkness for years, and when someone finally finds me it's my former lover's like great grandson who's now a young adult and he's found me in the basement because his great grandfather died. So I've been locked away for like the better part of a century and suddenly I'm in the present day and I agree to be the great grandson's servant/sex slave as long as he doesn't put me back in the box.

I know, it's weird, but I like to explore things like that and they kinda get out of hand (or in hand, I guess)

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by Anonymous on Jan 1, 2018 at 7:49 AM

Try bran flakes with milk, perhaps raisin bran. Then some apple sauce, It will help clean out some of the blocked excrement in your alimentary canal.

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by Anonymous on Jan 1, 2018 at 2:02 PM

#2, what?

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by Anonymous on Jan 1, 2018 at 4:26 PM

Hi, dear can we have sex ? We can try and then if we found interesting can continue

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by Anonymous on Jan 2, 2018 at 11:20 AM

Toto....that's original. After I finish jerking the gherkin, my ADHD pip contemplates stuff like..."if I unscrew my belly button, will my ass fall off?".... :)

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by Anonymous on Jan 2, 2018 at 2:21 PM

You fucked up things

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by Anonymous on Jan 2, 2018 at 3:30 PM

Mad as a box of frogs, but in a lovely way. Please write more wild stories, even better, make them happen xx

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by Anonymous on Jan 3, 2018 at 3:16 AM

What 25 year old listens to Toto? Haha

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